If you visited my site in the last couple of years you would have noticed that I hadn’t added anything new since 2013. The reason for that was I’d taken a real job type job, working 9am to 5pm Monday to Friday for a web development company not based in NYC. I was excited to be able to work with a team. Also, after attempting to describe my work to my friends and relatives I thought it would be nice to be able to talk web dev shop talk with other people who would maybe know what I was talking about. And having a regular paycheck seemed like a nice thing too.
So, instead of giving a long list of the gory details ( who really cares anyway) here is a story of my time working with that company, told in the form of famous quotes:
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do – Oscar Wilde
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here – Dante
You can’t fire me, slaves have to be sold – unknown
The End Is Extremely Effing Nigh – 28 Weeks Later
Yeah, I came back and censored the f-bomb.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it – Yogi Berra
Now take a look at these people with crazy eyebrows!