Search Engine Envy

the man
the man
I’m working on this one site and man is it requiring endless tweaks.The ecommerce solution (a paid for, non-open-source cart,gasp) reminds me of the gopher in Caddyshack. So I guess that makes me the psychotic,mentally disabled gardener. Anyway, each time I think the shop is finally good to go the error messages roll on in. The client asked someone to order from the site and wouldn’t you know it? They got an error message.If it were up to me I would attach 2 sticks of dynamite to this cart and blow it sky high.But they paid for it and so I must suffer.

The cart is not that feature-full and one thing that is really bare boned is the built in search engine.In the hopes of figuring something out I am constantly on other shopping sites trying to get a clue.I was just on Amazon searching for flare jeans for the hell of it.The engine kept returning results that were as far away from flared jeans as possible.Such as skintight shiny leggings. This made me feel a little bit better. If Amazon can’t have a perfect search engine then how can I? I’m just a psychotic, mentally disabled gardener after all.