For all you lazy bloggers out there:

blog tips,yawn

A pre publishing checklist that builds muscle tone for your blog/website

Ok, I’m lazy,too.
Now that that’s out of the way don’t be too lazy when writing out your posts.
I know, more stuff to do when it’s hard enough just writing the darned thing. Still, taking just a few seconds more on each article can pay off. Other publishing tools exist but I use WordPress so this post will probably only be relevant to other WordPress users.

Tags.

Did you pick out some tags? I used to write a new category each time I wrote a new post. Now I use only a few categories for my site’s main topics. But when I write a new article I select a few tags to relate directly to what I have just written. This helps cut out sidebar category bloat and clutter. Additionally, it is very easy to create an archives template for your categories and tags to show every single last one.Then you can use the sidebar to display only the important categories. Also,when writing tags make sure you don’t double up on existing tags by adding a capitolized tag when you have a lowercase one already.
Doing this can ensure you don’t penalized for duplicate content.

Category descriptions.

I’m at fault here,too.
I never take the time to write out a brief description of my categories.This is why when you hover over my categories the title attribute says “View all posts under”. Writing out your own category descriptions can help in removing the bloggy feel from your website. This site is mainly a blog so it’s not so bad for me. If you don’t want your site to be bloggy (maybe you use WordPress as a content mangement sytem) writing category descriptions is a small move in that direction.

Incidentally, I am using Robert Felty’s Collapsing Category plugin for the website I’m working on right now. Not having categories decriptions led to 67 errors in validation for the site. The plugin doesn’t display the title attribute in quotes and the WC3 validator hated this. I spent an hour trying to fix it in the plugin code and then saw the “if empty” bit and a lightbulb went off. I went and made up some descriptions and the more I added the less errors I got. Bingo.

Photos.

Having a well placed image in your post is fabulous. Wonder why magazines have so many pictures in them? Of course you don’t. People like to look at pictures. People don’t like to read. Ideally, the photo you select was taken by you or is a graphic that you made. If photography is not your thing and neither PhotoShop or even Microsoft Paint seem worth the time there are many stock photo and clip art sources on the internets. Nothing is more bland and boring than a page full of text without images. If you have a picture for folks to look at they may not read everything you have to say but they will at least look at the picture.

The post title shouldn’t be an afterthought.

I’m hardly being original when I tell you a good post title counts.Succinct and pithy is good. Spend a little time thinking about it before you slap any old title up there.

OOPS

I’m planning a neighborhood shopping guide type of page for Brooklyn♥
but I posted (prematurely) a wayyy too wordy intro. So I took it down. I really want to keep this light but that post was too long and no pictures! So please bear with me. All 14 of you!

Is it Spam or is it Legit?

Here it is:

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“Longaberger Products…
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Crafty. Spam. But such flattering spam .
The tip off? They commented on an old post. Typical spammer behavior.
But I don’t get it.They messed up their address-it’s a 404 on ebay.
It’s Crazy Spam!
Don’t be sucked into approving a dulcet comment from a spammer-check it out –click the link see if it goes somewhere weird– see if they cuddled up to an old post when there’s plenty of newer and better to choose from. Be a little more paranoid than you are compliment hungry.

Bad Friday

Today was just one of those days.
I got a mysterious email from a client. All it said was tell sion the bad news. This worried me. I waited for a follow up email but none came. What bad news? Argh!

Last night our beloved neighbours plopped a ton of stuff into the hallway that connects 3 apartments/lofts. Our building is not 100% residential and so our garbage pickup is only once a week. Miss that one day and the rest of us get to walk past a pile o stinky trash for another week each time we go into/out of our chezes. This blows. It blows even more that these sweeties often forget to remove their own trash and the mens of my house have to do it for them. But last night’s mountain was too much.

So I wrote em a note. In classic www.passiveaggressivenotes.com stylee. Of course they wrote on the space left on my note that I was “a coward and not a real human being,otherwise I would have knocked on their door to tell them my thoughts in person”.

They were assuming that I knew who was dumping all the old crap in the hallway.

My note only said “please take this crap down to the curb by Monday night or we will all have to walk by it for another week”.

It must have been the use of the word crap that offended them. In their minds, even their discarded belongings deserve respect.

I hadn’t knocked on their door because when we 1st saw the new mountain in our hallway it was late and not a good time for a neighborly face to face on why they have to be such inconsiderate, lazy assholes jerks all the time.

Every now and then I can’t take the state of the hallway anymore and spend a good 2 hours clearing out all the stuff that everyone shoves out there.This means picking it up and carrying it down a steep flight of stairs and sweeping up all the cigarette butts and litter and dirt that everyone else pretends not to see.

My note was just an attempt to keep the hallway from returning to it’s former shambles.
Once in awhile I dream of not having to make excuses to our guests as to why the hallway looks so awful. D. and I discussed painting it and maybe hanging a picture or two out there. But I don’t want to go through all that trouble if everyone is going to continue using it as a kip.

We are without a proper landlord and amenities like a clean, un-cluttered, non-fire hazard-y hallway aren’t included in the rent.

And then I picked a fight with A.