Project Runway & Make Me a Supermodel

I’m so gay for this show I made a picture for this post.

Even though I enjoy Project Runway, I have some criticisms.
It’s a fashion show and fashion is Evil. Because it’s really fascism which is not good if you remember Hitler,who Vogue would probably employ.

2 episodes ago.
The prom dress episode: the designers had to make a prom dress and the models were 17 year old girls from NJ – they also were the clients and had a say in how their dress was designed.
Christian got the chubbiest girl and I knew he was going to be in trouble because fashion is about looks and that is why professional models are thin and beautiful.

The judges were not supposed to judge the outfit based on the model’s appearance but rather on how well it was executed and fit but how could the girl’s appearence not effect the outcome? The 2 top dresses picked by the judges were worn by the thinnest girls. The 2 bottom dresses were worn by the plainest girls. Kevin and Christian never had a chance with that challenge…
I give up on this show’s final outcome anyway.The fact that Victorya’s ridiculous blue thing won that challenge over Sweet Pea’s gorgeous silk gown means I can have no idea what will happen.
I am going to paste some pics here of the girls I’m talking about but I’m unsure of the bravotv.com policy on borrowing images so
so all photos shown here credit to bravotv.com/projectrunway.
the winnerthe blue thing

the red thingthe brown thing

Last episode
Last night’s episode was a little more successful – the designers were asked to make clothes inspired by stupid hairstyles. But the outcome was really quite spectacular and more along the reason I keep watching this show because lord knows I do not care if a dress can be made out of candy.
I love that this season is just about making clothes. No backstabbing. No machinations.No Machiavellian plots.

Make Me a Supermodel
It’s kind of surreal to watch the Bravo TV show like Make Me a Supermodel where very average looking people (the assistant judges) are judging extremely good looking men and women, nit-picking tiny flaws as if any of them could withstand such scrutiny. Tyson Beckford, apparently a spokesmodel for How to be Annoying all the Time,at least has a personality. Niki Taylor hasn’t got an edge like the fear inducing glitter-eyed Heidi Klum.

Project Runway, the latest episode.

Nina Garcia is a flinty bitchy cow.

Jack should not have had to leave.

Chris’ outfit was way worse than Steven’s.

The only reason they keep Ricky on is because he cries all the time and they need the drama. Otherwise, he should have hit the road 2 challenges ago.

How long do they make the poor dears wait before they tell them what each new challenge or suprise is? Because I am sick of hearing from the contestants “I wonder what it is ?”

It is getting OLD.

Also are the editors raping the cute factor a little bit by repeating on this newest show Christian’s catty comment (The judges might die over it or they might die because of it) the same comment he made on last weeks show–or is he just saying it again? Mystery!