In Which Netflix is mean to me and then I write about it

All of a sudden I couldn’t stream any Netflix titles instantly so I called their support line. Found out they put my account on hold December 30th. During our conversation, the operator said I wasn’t being punished and that they were just trying to find a way to make the service work for me because it wasn’t working if so many of their discs were going missing. You think? Well, why if it is a physical disc issue does my complete account have to be suspended? And why did it have to be suspended over the New Year weekend? Even Time Warner wouldn’t do that. I acknowledge the fact that I live on what might be one of the worst USPS mail routes in the USA in a building full of people who might or might not be “borrowing” my Netflix discs and never returning them. But to put someone’s account on hold over a holiday weekend is not very nice at all.

Of course I can’t prove that I’m not building quite a tidy DVD collection at Netflix’s expense. But if you were looking at my account history you’d see that I have returned all of these TV shows:

  • Mad Men:Season:2 (all discs),
  • The Wire:Season 5 (all discs),
  • Damages:Season 1 & 2 (all discs),
  • Jackie Woodman: Season 1 & 2 (all discs),
  • True Blood: Season 1 (all discs)
  • Squidbillies: Volumes 1 & 2 (all discs)

Film:

  • Frozen River,
  • The White Ribbon,
  • The Ghost Writer,
  • Five Easy Pieces,
  • The Secret in their Eyes,
  • The Hangover,
  • District 9,
  • The Hurt Locker,
  • Blindness,
  • 28 Days Later,
  • Black Book,
  • The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Considering the fact that I gave all of these movies and shows at least a 4 star rating – why would I then keep a bad movie like Expired when I could have kept 28 Days Later, one of my all time favorite movies?

Even though I know it probably wasn’t a person with the power of logic in charge of putting my account on hold and that more likely a computer somewhere keeping track of my missing discs triggered the decision, I am still very much put out.

Normally I would try to spare my 4 subscribers from having to read this sort of of thing but Netflix doesn’t have a contactable email address and so now you have to know what happened,too.

NetFlix Rentals and Disappointment

The remake of Day of the Dead starring Mena Suvari and Vingh Rhames didn’t impress me.Watching the movie you could tell that all they we thinking about was “Let’s turbocharge those zombies”.Failing yet again to grasp what is so effective about authentic zombies in the first place: they’re slow,yeah, but they add up fast and soon you are overwhelmed and cornered.Then they git you.

In 2008’s effort the zombies are so revved up by their infection that they crawl on the ceilings,digitalized of course. Another grave mistake(ha ha) of the big brains behind this project. You don’t digitalize zombies!!
Please stop using animation to replace real things: deer,ghouls, zombies- I don’t care, just stop it.

Did they use fakery in 28 Days Later? Did that movie still scare the pants off of me? Yes, it did. And that is all that horror is supposed to do. These days big movie makers just want to impress you with how much $$$ they’ve paid the animators.

Whatever.
The biggest mess up was that I had already rented this flick off OnDemand (Video OnDemand) via cable.
I was under the wrong impression that there had been yet another remake of a zombie film, saw it listed in NetFlix, ignored the actor list and put it in my queue. Got it, whacked it into the dvd player, caught on that I’d already seen it and kicked myself.
In order to get Day of the Dead to even be in my queue I had had to return The Diving Bell and the Butterfly unwatched.A movie which by all accounts must be 1,000 times better. But I have a tender spot in my heart for the zombie genre and so there you go.

Some NetFlix Specific Whining

Why does it take them so long to get new flicks? I’m waiting on 4 months 3weeks and 2 Days for ages now but it has come and gone from Video OnDemand…! What are they, like last in line for new releases? The BlockBuster 14 blocks away is beginning to seem worth the haul again.

NetFlix Rental: Shameless Season 1, Disc 1

I’ve tried watching this show on Sundance but it’s just too hard to follow a show that seems to air at 3am. So NetFlix to the rescue.I was disappointed that disc one contains only 4 episodes but it was great to see how the whole Fiona and Steve thing got going.
I’d seen episodes from Season 2 and no Steve apparent. Of course not. James MacEvoy became a star and moved on.
The other good thing about watching this show on disc is that I can have subtitles on-not that the accents are so thick you can’t understand what they’re saying but once in awhile the actors approach incoherence.
I’m not a fan of sitcoms but I make exceptions for UK sitcoms. Maybe you do,too.
I liked the story premise enough to order disc 2.That’s a recommendation, by the way.