I don’t know why but the majority of spam I receive is about penis size.I do not have a penis.Instead I have an androgynous sounding first name.I no longer receive real mail junk mail addressed to Mr.Sion McCormick but only because they don’t know where I am.
The weird thing about this male intended spam is that a lot of it is really mean and cruelly worded.I cannot imagine calling someone tiny in the pants would make them want to buy your snakeoil.Ha ha snakeoil! get it? Sorry.
My new favorite web site
A brilliant idea:lavatorylady.blogspot.com. I am into this.At 1st I thought it was going to be some gross poo fetish blog (so of course I had to see)but it is actually a woman rating the lavvys she has had the pleasure (or misfortune) of using. As a person who will pee anywhere if she is absolutely bursting,I have seen some gross bogs.
The absolute worst bathrooms in the world have got to be in any East Village dive bar circa 1992.These were places that if you could stomach sitting down,you held up your pants cuffs so they wouldn’t dip into the muck 2 inches deep on the floor.If only to save the pants from infecting your friends with a rare strain of ebola when you got back to your table…
I have only briefly viewed the blog but I absorbed the facts. She is for real and she is outing nastiness in eating establishments. Franchisees,Resturanteurs be warned.Your filthy ways are being noted. At least in the Washington DC area from which lavatory lady seems to hail.
WTF?
I have to deal with a CAPTCHA to post to my own blog?And now my stupid code for cutting my dumb posts in half is being erased. Get off my back,blogger!
I’m feeling picked on today.
Kiss my grits Vongo
My bf and I are forced to order pizza tonight because neither one of us wanted to food shop.
It’s raining.
So Domino’s it is. I ordered online like a good little bot and as a bonus got a promo code to download free movies from Vongo.
I wizzed over there with my FF(firefox) and got told my OS(operating system) wasn’t high falutin enough for them because they’re so fancy with their java or whatever.
And that I must have Windows XP(i do) or Windows Vista(whatever) to qualify for their majesty.
Well, it wasn’t my OS it was my FF.
I used my switch to IE tab extension and wouldn’t ya know it? I got in using the exact same OS. Humph.
The real ick comes because they use a flash form for folks to input their emails and for some reason(probably my fault) flash controls don’t work for me when I use the IE tab…bah!
So Vongo get’s a big FU for being so MS on my ass.
Oh and the free download of 2 movies apparently would’ve been from Stars and I have Stars already. Useless.