Kiss my grits Vongo

My bf and I are forced to order pizza tonight because neither one of us wanted to food shop.
It’s raining.
So Domino’s it is. I ordered online like a good little bot and as a bonus got a promo code to download free movies from Vongo.
I wizzed over there with my FF(firefox) and got told my OS(operating system) wasn’t high falutin enough for them because they’re so fancy with their java or whatever.
And that I must have Windows XP(i do) or Windows Vista(whatever) to qualify for their majesty.
Well, it wasn’t my OS it was my FF.
I used my switch to IE tab extension and wouldn’t ya know it? I got in using the exact same OS. Humph.
The real ick comes because they use a flash form for folks to input their emails and for some reason(probably my fault) flash controls don’t work for me when I use the IE tab…bah!
So Vongo get’s a big FU for being so MS on my ass.
Oh and the free download of 2 movies apparently would’ve been from Stars and I have Stars already. Useless.