I go by mccormicky because I think I’m so cute but my real name is Sion and I kill birthdays.
Yesterday was Adam’s 31st birthday or 32cnd (who knows? if I ask at this point he’ll leave me) and I pooped on it. First I got my period. 2 times in October, thanks Menstrual Cycle. So I became evil Sion. Second I forgot to save $$$ for his present and lamely tried to make it up by buying expensive stuff for dinner which he had to wake me up to make because period makes Sion sleepy. And third he wouldn’t let me have a second bite of his rib eye so I stopped talking to him for the rest of the dinner. Then the sportsfan who considers himself the next Russel Simmons plopped himself next to Adam on the one good couch in the livingroom leaving me nowhere to sit. At that point all the plentiful cons of living with my boyfriend and his 2 brothers came into glaring focus. Sportsfan had been circling the remote and the good sofa waiting for someone to give up possesion so he could make sure he had control of the TV until the World Series started.
This morning Adam wanted to talk about how much I sucked during his birthday.I agreed that my behavior was poor but it led to my telling him the absolute truth about how I feel about our living situation- either I’m moving out or the sportsfan is.
uh oh. Does evil Sion come out just once a month? Last year I had a really sucky birthday and I was quick to let Drew know. So, I had a birthday do-over a week later. Do-overs can be just as good!
We must be taking turns because the year before last it was Adam who messed up mine …… so I made it up to him in a special way, wink wink.