The Is No Place To Order Good Chinese Food From In Fort Greene

wah-wah-wahI don’t care that at a quick glance Fort Greene appears well stocked with Asian Eateries. Yes, there are about 200,000 Thai restaurants on Myrtle (OK, 3). And about 340,000 Chinese restaurants (more like 20) with a few spatterings of Indian occurrences but Thai is Thai and Indian is Indian (not sure why I mentioned it now that I think of it–desperation?) and those Chinese restaurants are not Good Chinese restaurants.

Have you ever eaten in any of the many “Dog Food” Chinese establishments on Myrtle, Dekalb or Park? If you are not sure, here is how to spot a “Dog Food” Chinese restaurant: your order is thrust at you through a bullet proof partition and it is always garbage. Their main focus seems to be deep frying chicken and french fries (the fries are crinkle cut and chicken wings are immensely battered and both have been frozen for about 26 years).

Plus, there are faded pictures of food on the walls. I always know the food is going to suck if there are pictures of it on the walls.

The one acceptable Chinese restaurant on Myrtle does not deliver and is 16 blocks from my house. I don’t want to make the 32 block hike for food, even for Sichuan. As the deprived and lazy grow in numbers if we band together we might be able to get a City ordinance to Force Kum Kao to deliver. Or better yet, entice and entreat several proper Chinese food chefs to move in and open shop.

We Can Do It!

Solving The Myrtle Walgreene’s Mystery

If you live in this neighborhood you may have been waiting and waiting and waiting for the new drugstore to open.You might not have given it as much thought as I have. But I often wondered why a store that looked fully stocked just didn’t wanna open.
Well you can go ahead and blame the bureaucrats. Turns out it’s all due to Red Tape and not the odd behavior of the retail chain. According to one local newspaper, the Greene Clinton Courier, the reason the Walgreene’s can’t open yet is because of a few typos on some forms somewhere.Hmm.Why don’t they just bribe whomever they need to bribe so I can git to shopping?!

Why is the Myrtle Walgreen’s Not Open Yet???

I have been patient.What the @#$%@ is taking so long to open? I go by every other day and still there is that stupid hand written sign saying Walgreen’s will be open soon.Sorry!
There are now tenants moved in the Walgreen’s building’s condos, a new bank across the street and 2 restaurants have come and gone.What gives?It took Trader Joe’s and IKEA Less Time To Open for crying out loud.Ok maybe not IKEA.
Every time I am forced to have to go to downtown Brooklyn to get my drugstore fix I get mad at you, myrtle Walgreen’s.